Mar 7 2012
BREAKING: Leaked Klhoe Kardashian Text Messages
Multiple times during last nights game, Klhoe Kardashian was shown texting on MSG Network. On this same morning that Olivia Munn has her messages and photo’s leaked, I received an anonymous email. This email contained leaked text messages from one Klhoe Kardashian from last nights game. Enjoy:
- A conversation between Klhoe and her sister, Kim. I’m sure you’ve all heard of her.
Klhoe: LOL Kim… Lamar is SO bad
Kim: lol…. that sucks
Khloe: Ya. Who’s that number 7 on the Knicks? He’s pretty cute
Kim: Carmelo?
Khloe: Ya!! I should hook up with him…
Kim: Whatt?
Khloe: ?
Kim: Uh hellooooo. He’s married to Lala Vazquez!
Khloe: Who?
Kim: Uh Lala!!!! My best friend.
Khloe: Is that the black girl who used to be on MTV?
Kim: Duhhhh
Khloe: Who cares! I have more money than her anyways.
Kim: Good point. I’ll make some calls.
- A conversation between Klhoe and her mother.
Khloe: OMG Mom. I just came up with the BEST idea Mom: What? Khloe: Lets hook Kim up with Jeremy Lin! She’d get such good ratings Mom: We already tried that Khloe: Whaaaat? We did? So is he going to be on the show? Mom: No he declined Khloe: IS HE LIKE… STUPID OR SOMETHING. We are the KARDASHIANS Mom: Yea I know. I offered 30 G’s to get him to on the show but he said no Khloe: Well that sucks. I’m kind of upset now Mom: We’ll go get Ice Cream later Khloe: Rocky Road!!!
- A conversation between Klhoe and Bill Walker
Klhoe: Hey Billyyyy Walker: Supppppp Klhoe: I’m at the Mavs game, Lamar is awful Walker: Nice. Who they playing? Khloe: Knicks Walker: Niceeeeee Khloe: Yea… I’m so bored Walker: Lol. You should hook me up with Kim. She hot Khloe: How much are you making this year? Walker: 916,000 Khloe: LOL. You are SO funny. Seriously, how much are you making? Walker: 916,000… Khloe: Seriously? Walker: Yea Khloe: Sorry Billyyyy, I don’t think she’d go for you Walker:[twitter-follow screen_name='tarmosino' show_screen_name='no']Khloe: Sorry pumpkin